How to Build a Girl

by Caitlin Moran
5 out of 5 stars



I’m giving this book five stars for a number of reasons, most of them personal, so bear that in mind if you read it and disagree. Also, I’m not going to list all my reasons (because who cares), but I’ll share a few.

First, I’m at a lifestage that sucks super hard, and I have a really hard time finding anything that holds my attention and doesn’t annoy me. Yes, I know that’s on me, but bottom line, when a book gives me the gift of looking forward to reading again, that book becomes elevated in status! Also, it’s LOL funny throughout, so bonus there.

Second, despite the unlikely intellectual attributes and humor being wielded by a poor, adolescent high-school dropout, which might put some readers off (think author John Green and how witty and self-aware all of his YA characters are…and then you talk to some YAs who mostly just grunt and shrug at you, and you’re like, “John Green’s wonderful young people are all cyborgs!”), I’m giving it a pass, because it’s just so damn fun to read. Plus, HTBAG does give a really palpable glimpse at what it’s like to BE an adolescent girl. For this reason, I believe adolescent boys and men should read it. It also paints a stark picture of inescapable poverty, and for this reason I believe every Republican should read it too. (Even though it’s set in England.)

Third, it’s a bit of a feminist manifesto in its own way. Moran tackles a lot, including as one reviewer noted, the double standards and “harmful paradoxes about modern sex education and the way we police women’s sexuality.” Word!

Fourth, HTBAG is one of the most readable and quotable books I’ve read in a long time (“swashfuckler,” lol!) I want to quote pretty much the whole book (but I won’t); it’s really hard not to share passages with whoever’s nearby. “Ha! Listen to this…” and then everyone on the quiet train car whips their heads around to glare at you. Hours of fun!

The humor could make readers not take the book seriously, but I think it and the occasional flippancy are essential—Johanna's humor keeps the grit and the grey drudgery of life in the projects of Wolverhampton, England in the 1990s from becoming a character that would distract you too much from Johanna’s story.

Fifth, it really is a pretty good story. Despite her flaws and vulnerabilities (or because of them), Johanna/Dolly is so likable, you really can’t help but root for her. By the time she’s fifteen, she’s dropped out of school and bluffed her way into a writing gig at the Disc & Music Echo. As her alter ego, Dolly Wilde, she’s a music critic and becomes a carefree drinker, smoker, and Lady Sex Adventurer. Then she goes back home to her life of quiet desperation as a “potatotarian” (they eat a lot of potatoes) with her loser father, depressed mother, and four siblings, three of whom she shares a room with that is furnished with bunk beds and the concave bed her grandma died in.

While there are several spots where you might start to hear ominous music (like when she’s sex adventuring and could easily become a statistic), Johanna’s older voice pops in as a sort of reverse foreshadowing (aftershadowing?) narrator to assure us that everything’s going to be OK. Again, at this point in my own personal timeline, I was glad for it, because I don’t need more things to worry about, even if it is fiction.

So it’s a story of survival to be sure, but maybe also a reminder that most of us reinvent ourselves more than once, and that whole journey and the lessons you’re hopefully learning along the way about yourself and how the world works, are worth it.

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